How did I miss this?

As no surprise to many people who know me, I'm kind of a nerd.  Yeah, I know.

Anyhow, I love love LOVE me some Iron Chef.  I prefer the Japanese edition, but Iron Chef America isn't bad either.

Until ... I realized how amazingly adorable Michael Symon is.  How did I not understand his deliciousness before?

At any rate, he's a doll.  And he can cook for me any time.  Panda and I keep saying we need to make it to his joint (Lola) in the hopes that he'll cook for me and I can cross an orgasmic experience off my Bucket List.  However, seeing as how he's got a new show on Food Network (aka "Porn For Women"), I don't think that he's in the kitchen much anymore.  Sad Mrs. Panda.

No no, shhhh.  Don't cry. I still want to shag you, Charlie Swan.  You're still my number one boy-toy.